And I thought Research Administrators had no sense of humor.......ROTFL!
MJ Armstrong
WVGC
Coordinator, Sponsored Programs

At 11:18 AM 7/1/96 EST, you wrote:
>Dear THANE,
>
>Today,  Kevin is wearing a devine Armani suit made from Italian Free-range
>linen in a soft putty tone that is complemented by his nubuck birkenstocks.
>Sockless, his pedicured feet are tanned and have a golden glow. Beneath his
>single breasted full-cut jacket, Kevin has a vest made from yak's hair,
>backed and belted with lavender silk. Kevin has chosen a collarless
>(Antonio Bandaras-ish) crepe shirt in a fabulous muted off-white tint.  His
>hair, shiny and smooth is held back into a full  ponytail by a thin
>silver-threaded band. It is a good look for Kevin, one that is wonderfully
>accented by his trim yet full goatee.  Kevin is not only our Grants
>Accountant, he is always perfectly coiffed and dressed for any occasion
>research administration can demand.
>And, YOU, Thane?
>