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>Please relax for just a moment, put your feet up and
>Picture this Beautiful Scene :
>
>You are awakened after a night of the deepest, soundest sleep that you've
>had in years.  A gentle rustling of linen curtains moves a delightfully
>warm breeze across your face,  bringing with it the clean fragrance of salt
>air mingled with the aromas of fresh tropical fruit, freshly baked
>pastries, and rich gourmet coffee. All waiting for you somewhere close
>by.(Sixteen hours ago you were eating smog and dodging traffic.)
>
>As you fully open your eyes, you see through those elegant curtains, the
>most incredibly white sand on an absolutely pristine beach more beautiful
>than even your most perfect daydream. Directly behind it is an ocean so
>blue that no impressionist painting could do it justice. Dolphins are
>playing and jumping not more than a mile off shore.
>
>After slowly awakening(it takes a little longer when the air is
>oxygen-rich),you have a quick swim in that ocean,(just to make sure that
>it's real).
>
>You then follow your nose to the source of those heavenly aromas that so
>soothingly began your day. After a wholesome breakfast, you relax with
>several international newspapers, and doze lightly.
>
>By mid-day you've been water-skiing,and have planned for the afternoon, a
>bit of snorkeling.
>
>Late afternoon brings the richest sunset that God could provide as you
>relax with a 'Bahama-Breeze' and prepare to dress for dinner. The evening
>brings a fantastic meal with excellent wine after which there is some
>dancing, much laughter, and a moonlight walk on the beach with your
>significant other. The stars twinkle knowingly at your indescribable
>delight in the completion of another perfect day in paradise. :))
>
>A nice daydream , Eh ?
>How many of us have daydreams like this ?
>How many of us think that a reality like this is
>simply not for them? Other people are the lucky ones.
>They're the ones who get to go because they can afford the expense.
>
>You know that you can't go on a vacation like this. It's impossible to
>afford... Right ?
>
>WRONG !!
>
>What would you think if I told you that there was a way to enjoy a vacation
>like this in, not one, but 7 of the world's most beautiful destinations,
>and be loaded with money to spend when you get there? That would be amazing
>wouldn't it?
>
>If you're shaking your head yes, then hold on tight. You are about to
>receive information that will open the door to multiple vacations of a
>lifetime, and also show you what is, quite possibly, the most lucrative
>network marketing opportunity that you'll see in this decade-- Bar None!
>
>My name is Ian Selby and I'd like to welcome you to
>the DREAM HOLIDAY VACATION PORTFOLIO and THE CAPTAIN'S CRUISE CLUB travel
>promotions.
>
>These incredible vacation packages are made possible by
>INTERNATIONAL MARKETING ENTERPRISES, INC. or I.M.E.
>
>I.M.E. has been putting together vacation incentive promotions for a number
>of fortune 500 companies for the past several years and has recently
>launched their network marketing division in this fun and exciting
>industry.
>
>With I.M.E. you have over 50 years combined experience in the travel
>industry, and now it's combined with innovative and intelligent network
>marketing expertise that is unparalleled in the field.
>
>The first product is "The Dream Holiday Vacation Portfolio". It will have
>you vacationing in 7 of the most popular vacation destinations in the
>world: Hawaii, The Bahamas, Orlando-Florida, Las Vegas, and 3 scenic and
>beautiful locations in Old Mexico: Acapulco, Puerta Vallarta, and Mazatlan.
>With this package all hotel accomodations and taxes are included. Also,
>you can bring up to three additional guests or the same number for your
>family.
>
>If you traveled to each of these locations only once, you would pay as much
>as $6000.00 for lodging.
>
>But you can visit these fabulous locations an unlimited number of times
>right through the year 2000 when you purchase your airfare through I.M.E.
>
>The Dream Holiday Vacation Portfolio also includes 7 gift vacations that
>can be given as wonderful presents to family and friends on a one-time per
>destination basis. What a great gift for the upcoming holidays !!
>
>I.M.E. provides all reservations, processing and confirmations. And as a
>customer you enjoy no restrictions,
>no blackouts and no time-share or real estate promotions- just PURE TRAVEL.
>Providing only the most fun-filled family vacation that will be remembered
>for a lifetime.
>
>I.M.E. is one of the largest individual sellers of Hawaii travel in the
>United States and along with their associate, International Cruise and
>Travel, are experienced in domestic and international reservations and
>ticketing and are qualified to book travel to any part of the world, using
>state-of-the-art computer technology.
>
>THE BEST HOTELS IN THE WORLD are provided for traveler comfort : Chains
>such as OUTRIGGER, ASTON, COLONY, and several first class independents.
>
>THE NATIONS FINEST SCHEDULED AIRLINES are used exclusively.
>They include airlines such as American, Delta, United, Continental,and
>Hawaiian. By policy, no charter operator is used by I.M.E.
>
>Their associate,INTERNATIONAL CRUISE AND TRAVEL, is a fully appointed and
>bonded travel agency maintaining all required bonds.
>
>A FULLY STAFFED, FULL-TIME,CUSTOMER SERVICE department is maintained to
>handle any customer need before, during, or after your trip.
>
>In short, everything is in place to support both an incredible vacation
>experience and provide the total credibility that is needed for a viable
>network marketing company to function properly in a competitive
>marketplace.
>
>The second product is The Captain's Cruise Club .
>This fantastic package will make it possible to take that dream cruise to
>Alaska or Bermuda, or perhaps the Orient.
>Virtually every cruise imaginable throughout the world is yours at the
>lowest guaranteed prices minus $100!
>
>You also receive $2,000.00 in cruise vouchers which you can give away as
>gifts. And you will cruise on only the finest cruise lines in the world
>including Royal, Princess, Premiere, Norwegian, Carnival and many others.
>
>Just a brief note: You'll be seeing the Captain of the Love Boat, Gavin
>Mcleod, in our company video. Also, there will be a 20 million dollar video
>library available which will enable you to preview a video vacation before
>you book your trip. Are you getting excited yet ?
>
>Generally speaking, if something sounds too good to be true it usually is ;
>so you're probably wondering how in the world I.M.E. could make this
>possible ?
>
>As you know, there is usually a 10-30% vacancy rate in the hotel industry
>and very often it climbs much higher.
>I.M.E. can fill these vacancies with guests who provide a source of revenue
>for the hospitality by shopping at the hotel gift shops, dining at the
>restaurants, renting jet skis, making telephone calls, and on and on. This
>creates a win-win relationship for both the hotel and I.M.E.
>The same applies to the Cruise lines. I.M.E. can help by filling unbooked
>cabin space.
>
>Each of these great packages could cost you thousands and thousands of
>dollars. But they are only $500 each. And even that amount can be financed.
>
>All of this sounds great, but I'm sure by now you're wondering how you can
>make money with this?
>
>Let's take a quick look at this miraculous marketing plan to see just how
>lucrative this can be.
>Of course, with any business, your income is based on your own individual
>effort, but I think you'll agree that this compensation plan is the most
>powerful in network marketing today!
>
>Put a circle at the top of your page; that's you. Now, under that circle
>from left to right, write the names of the first 4 people you introduced to
>this business..
>
>Ted, Kate, Sue and Bob. Let's say that all four of your people liked both
>the 7 destinations portfolio and the cruise package. And that Ted and Kate
>were the first of your new group to make one sale each. This plan is based
>on an Australian marketing plan - sometimes referred as a "2-up". Ted and
>Kate will go up to your sponsor for about a month. They are referred to as
>training legs, so put a T-1 over Ted and a T-2 over Kate for training 1 and
>2. You are now qualified for commissions on Sue and Bob. So put a Q-1 over
>Sue and a Q-2 over Bob for qualified 1 and 2.
>
>I.M.E. pays you a fat 70% commission for Sue and Bob.
>So you've already earned $1,400 with only 4 people sponsored. It gets even
>better! Let's say that Sue sponsors two people. Put two circles side by
>side under Sue and in the left circle put a T-1 and in the right a T-2.
>Now watch this!.... Just as you gave Ted and Kate, your training legs to
>your sponsor, Sue will give her first two training legs to you. And that's
>another $1,400.00 in your pocket!
>
>Now put 4 circles under those two representing the first two sales of Sue's
>two training legs. You will now receive an additional $2,800.00 on those
>four sales (the training sales of Sue's training sales). On the next level,
>you will receive 8 times $700.00, then 16,32,64 and on and on times $700.
>You will always receive the commissions on all training legs of your
>qualified people and it doesn't stop after ten levels... or twenty levels,
>it just keeps on going.
>
>The same thing will happen with each of those you personally sponsor. And
>you can sponsor as many as you want.
>The potential here is truly astounding !
>
>Let's say you sponsor only one more person--Janice. Write in Janice next to
>Bob. Janice will be Q-3.
>As soon as you have personally sponsored 5 people, you are eligible to
>enter Phase II. This is a mirror image of
>Phase I . In Phase II you will be paid all over again on your entire
>organization. Phase II is a great seminar which will always spotlight some
>of the top network marketing professionals in the country who will share
>their business expertise to supercharge your entire organization. This
>seminar is $1,000 and can come out of your commissions. As your qualified
>people move into Phase II, you will be paid 70% commission all over again
>on each of them and each of their training legs and as in Phase I, it
>doesn't stop.
>There is also a Phase III which will be announced in the near future. This
>phase is designed(by Kevin and Keith) to bring to you a total passive
>residual income.
>This last phase is the most exciting innovation in network marketing
>history-- A Truly amazing compensation plan !!
>
>Please bear in mind that this is a brief illustration of the marketing
>plan. Some will make more and some will make less.
>Others will just enjoy these fabulous vacations.
>In any case there are numerous possibilities available through I.M.E.
>
>Additional bonuses are also available as your organization grows. And many
>more vacation packages are coming including and Asian Package,a European
>package, a Ski Package, an African Safari Package and much more.
>
>This is, without any doubt, the greatest network marketing opportunity in
>existence anywhere today!!
>
>Are You Ready to Get Started ?
>
>To be contacted by a representative to receive information on how to be
>sponsored into this extraordinary opportunity, please send email to :
>xxxxxx@aol.com
>Please include your Name, Address, and Telephone number with the best time
>to reach you.  Sorry, no contact will be made unless all information is
>given completely as requested.
>
>You can also write to request info by mail to :
>=ECHolidays For You=EE c/o Green Earth Enterprises
>University Center / 14 Easton Ave., Suite #228
>New Brunswick, NJ  08901
>
>You can also Call 1-908-418-0900 and leave a message containing your Name,
>Address, Telephone number and best time to reach you . Please be sure to
>spell your name if it is one that is difficult to pronounce on the phone.
>Again, all information must be provided as requested for response from us.
>
>Please accept our best wishes for a good life and at least one vacation of
>a lifetime.
>
>See You on The Beaches of the World :)))
>
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