Slightly modifying Cynthia's idea to five-line stanzas...

A preaward guru named Fred
Reads FAR every night before bed
As a mild soporific
He finds FAR terrific...
So he uses it as a pillow for his head

As he drifts off to sleep
He is reminded of the Jeep
That his PI purchased with money
For a day when it was sunny
Too bad he's now in deep

The auditors had a field day
When the PI couldn't say
His new wheels were appropriate
The feds had to expropriate
And that's where he is today

Hour after hour of studying
All of these things quite mind-boggling
OMB circulars quite confounding
The rules all so astounding
Just to keep his woes from compounding

-----Original Message-----
From: Research Administration List [mailto:xxxxxx@hrinet.org] On
Behalf Of Bloomberg, Robert
Sent: Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:56 AM
To: xxxxxx@hrinet.org
Subject: Re: [RESADM-L] Stress remediation

Wouldn't that be illegal?

-----Original Message-----
From: Research Administration List [mailto:xxxxxx@hrinet.org]On Behalf
Of Cynthia A. Muhammad
Sent: Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:29 AM
To: xxxxxx@hrinet.org
Subject: Re: [RESADM-L] Stress remediation

A preaward guru named Fred

Reads FAR every night before bed

As a mild soporific

He finds FAR terrific . . .

So he uses it as a pillow for his head

As he drifts off to sleep, he is reminded of the Jeep

That his PI purchased with money from the feds

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