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Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(Real American Heroes!)
Today we salute you, Research Administrator
(Research Administrator!)
You play a critical role in the academic research community β¦ doing nearly all of the work, and earning practically none of the credit.
(Muy subestimada!)
You are the unsung heroes who work tirelessly behind the scenes β¦ helping principal investigators narrowly avoid violating
at least a dozen federal regulations.
(I donβt want to go to prison!)
40-hour work weeks β what are those? β¦ you work nights, weekends, and sometimes nights on the weekends.
(Sorry about date night!)
You strive to maintain the highest ethical standards β¦ even as your faculty occasionally treat their research grant
like a secret Cayman Islands bank account.
(Hooray for Second Christmas!)
So, crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, sponsored programmer, because we all know β¦ when the going gets tough, the tough
get maximum indirect costs for their institution.
(Research Administrator!)
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